Whew! I realized today that it had been almost two weeks since I posted last – shame on me! In my defense, I’ve been spending some time trying to re-invent myself because according to the screaming little voice coming from my rotator cuff – massage is not forever in my future. So – I have gratefully acquired a wonderful part-time opportunity for myself, leaving still – plenty of time for my love of blogging. Now, as long as I can avoid the swine flu and all things Michael Jackson, there shouldn’t be any more distractions.
Speaking of Michael Jackson, (but only briefly), there seems to be a huge trend among 9 and 10 year old girls to dress as Michael for Halloween. White, baby faced little girls – excellent choice really. Finding a costume for myself has proven to be a little more complicated. I’m not a huge fan of the store bought costume and I have waited too long to allow ample time to fast and groom myself for the emaciated runway model costume I had so desired. In desperation, I have thought about going as the ’swine flu’ or MRSA and there’s always a multitude of things you can do with a nice set of bubba teeth; however, If anyone reading this has any good ideas – I am in a weakened state and highly susceptible to suggestions – so now’s your chance.
If you DO decide to take pity on me and offer up some creative costume ideas, please keep this in mind:
I am not genetically engineered for, AND I have an intense allergic reaction to any costume that makes me look like a whore. No offense intended to those who do wish to look like a whore – it’s just not a good look for me. Besides, considering the lack of income I’ve been experiencing lately – it could end up being my gateway drug.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
